I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
