he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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