I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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