I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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