mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Your penis caused this!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
