ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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