just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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