if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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