lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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