Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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