weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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