I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He better not be in your backpack
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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