I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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