She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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