If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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