This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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