I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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