Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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