Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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