If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
