I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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