so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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