also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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