That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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