Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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