her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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