Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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