Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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NoShamevember. You game?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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