smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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