Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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