Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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