I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am midnight drunk by noon
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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