I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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