oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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