hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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