Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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