ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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