He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Randomize
