He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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