I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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