wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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