with your own penis?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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