my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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