i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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