Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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