He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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