There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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