I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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