You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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