There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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