just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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