I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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