I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you would pick up someone in the library
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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