elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I believe in your delicious
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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