just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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