i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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