At least make sure they are 18
Why
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
